Archive for category Sport

Date: October 12th, 2010
Cate: Sport

On Sport

I love sport. Love it. I can watch it for hours on end an my idea of luxury is spending the whole day on the couch watching the cricket.

I often find myself defending the importance of sport to me other lefty friends.

But let’s keep it in check. The current coverage of the Commonwealth Game is appalling. I’m all for revering sports people, celebrating their achievement and so on. However it is important to remember just what it is that sports people have achieved. They are really good at running, jumping, catching or what ever it is and that is fantastic, but that’s all it is.

Sally Pearson can run really fast, and that is fantastic. But all this crap about redemption, her being a role model and so on is just taking it too far.

Imagine if after all that she tested positive for performance enhancing drugs, or better still, cocaine. Then I might actually like her…

Date: February 4th, 2009
Cate: Jerk of the Week, Sport

Jerk of the Week: Andrew Symonds

Pull your head in Roy. We need you on the team but you just can’t seem to do yourself any favors. Stop and think for a moment before you open your mouth. Remember when you were saying you would put your hand up to be Australia’s captain?

Basically, it’s your fault that we’re looking worse than Bangladesh on the cricket field at the moment.

Date: September 29th, 2008
Cate: Australian of the Year, Sport

Crawf

Well, I was born a Hawks supporter. Therefore Saturday’s grand final was a pretty sweet thing.

It was a far fough contest and in the end, in my humble opinion, it all just came down to heart – and that’s something our Hawks have always had plenty of!

For me, the tears welled up most for the handsomest and longest suffering man in the AFL, Shane Crawford.

To quote the Angry Ant (Clarkson): “We are a happy team at Hawthorn!”

Crawf!

Date: June 28th, 2007
Cate: Sport
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I always suspected roids…

I was always quite fond of Chris Benoit (even if his name did remind me of a sex toy):

Professional wrestler Chris Benoit met with his personal physician hours before he allegedly killed his wife and son before hanging himself in his basement, the doctor said.

(How do you categories a post like this? Is it insensitive to categorise it as “sport”)

Date: January 9th, 2007
Cate: Comedy, Sport
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I really need to share this

Date: January 5th, 2007
Cate: Australian of the Year, Sport
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5 – 0

Few things are sweeter than destroying England 5 – 0. It’s only the second time we’ve ever done it and the last time was too long ago for anyone to remember.

Langer made me cry – mostly because he was crying. That’s ok though, I’m a sensitive guy who is in touch with his feelings of hatred for the English cricket team.

The question now is who will be made Australian of the year? Punter? Warnie? McGrath? Langer? I don’t think they could make Warnie Australian of the year due to his “off the field” conduct but McGrath, the family man, could do it, as could Punter.

Bring on the World Cup I say!

Date: December 12th, 2006
Cate: Sport
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Marto

I know I’m a little slow off the mark with this one but what the bloody hell is up with Damien Martin’s resignation? Who does he think he is?

Bring on Symmo I say but I suspect it will be Watson that we see.

Date: November 23rd, 2006
Cate: ICT, Sport
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These exciting times that we live in

Today marks the beginning of two things I’ve eagerly anticipated for some time now.

Firstly, the Ashes are finally here. Bring on the flipper I say! It may also provide some inspiration for my, as yet unknown, as yet unpublished co-author here at Goonanism.

Secondly, this post is coming to you from a 100% Microsoft-free environment. I hope I’m not speaking to soon but I have Ubuntu (Linux) rocking it out on my computer and it is so far so good. I think I’ve even over come my media-related issues.

Date: November 10th, 2006
Cate: Me, Motorbikes, Politics, Sport, Travel

8 things

So my household managed to exceed our 20 Gig a month download limit somehow. I realise I’m partly responsible but 20 Gig is quite ridiculous. This makes use of my computer frustrating. In addition I’m having ongoing difficulties trying to get a linux operating system happening on my computer – I’m close and will persist for a little longer.

A friend of mine is going away for 3 weeks and lending my his Motorbike. So excited – I haven’t been on a bike for many months.

The Electric Six’s Senor Smoke is the sound track to my life at the moment replacing Cold Cut’s Sound Mirrors. Both Albums didn’t strike me as particularly exciting when I first listened to them but I’m obsessed with both of them now.

I keep dreaming that I’m overseas and face increasingly difficult obstacles to getting to my plane home. When I was overseas I had to make it to London by a certain date in order to catch my plane to Bangkok and them home, it wasn’t particularly difficult but I did have to get from Morocco to Madrid so that I could catch a plane to London. In my dream I basically keep reliving this though my dreams only there is always something getting in the way. Someone can’t give me a lift, I get lost or something else. The dream is always completely different with different people in it but the theme doesn’t change. I’ve dreamt the same thing at least the last three nights. On two of those nights I woke up wondering which country I was in and it took me a few seconds to figure out I was in Australia. Can you imagine my disappointment.

My best friend is engaged. I’m going to be the best man. That makes me really happy for quite a few reasons.

I’m on the dole, the rock ‘n roll, working for Bracksy etc. For the first time in my life I’m receiving some sort of government benefit. You’ve got to fill out a job diary and apply for 10 jobs a fortnight but you only have to submit your diary once every 12 weeks. I hope I’m employed by then so I can’t help but feel that I’ll never fill it out. I’ll let you know when I’m employed again.

Last night I went to an A-League game – my first one. It was great and the mighty Melbourne Victory defeated Perth 1 – 0. There was 25000 people there. It felt like this whole new world that I was previously unaware of.

Is anyone else quite overwhelmed with joy at this news?

Date: May 8th, 2006
Cate: Sport

Dawson

I thought I’d take a brief moment out of my day to make this small comment on my beloved Hawks.

Zac Dawson should not be playing full back. I understand and sympathise with Clarkson’s position that he needs a few tough lessons – clearly he does. I even buy the long term view stuff. The Hawks won’t win the flag this year but they might in the next few years.

However my concern is that he will be broken as a footballer and his career destroyed through a lack of confidence. He’s is not a great footballer and has this drilled into him by the media every time he plays on a half decent full forward. So now, not only is he young and lacking the necessary baulk, but he fucks it up every time he gets the ball because he is so terrified of making a mistake and so aware that everyone is watching him and collectively groaning every time he goes near the ball.

In time he may be a good footballer but now is not that time so lets not break him yet.