I was always quite fond of Chris Benoit (even if his name did remind me of a sex toy):
Professional wrestler Chris Benoit met with his personal physician hours before he allegedly killed his wife and son before hanging himself in his basement, the doctor said.
(How do you categories a post like this? Is it insensitive [...]

Few things are sweeter than destroying England 5 - 0. It’s only the second time we’ve ever done it and the last time was too long ago for anyone to remember.
Langer made me cry - mostly because he was crying. That’s ok though, I’m a sensitive guy who is in touch with his feelings of [...]

I know I’m a little slow off the mark with this one but what the bloody hell is up with Damien Martin’s resignation? Who does he think he is?
Bring on Symmo I say but I suspect it will be Watson that we see.

Today marks the beginning of two things I’ve eagerly anticipated for some time now.
Firstly, the Ashes are finally here. Bring on the flipper I say! It may also provide some inspiration for my, as yet unknown, as yet unpublished co-author here at Goonanism.
Secondly, this post is coming to you from a 100% Microsoft-free environment. I [...]

So my household managed to exceed our 20 Gig a month download limit somehow. I realise I’m partly responsible but 20 Gig is quite ridiculous. This makes use of my computer frustrating. In addition I’m having ongoing difficulties trying to get a linux operating system happening on my computer – I’m close [...]

I thought I’d take a brief moment out of my day to make this small comment on my beloved Hawks.
Zac Dawson should not be playing full back. I understand and sympathise with Clarkson’s position that he needs a few tough lessons - clearly he does. I even buy the long term view stuff. [...]

May of you will be interested in this press release:
The Department of Immigration and Multicultural Affairs (DIMA) today granted bridging visas to the final two athletes from the Sierra Leone Commonwealth Games team.
All 14 athletes who were listed by their team as missing and whose Games accreditation was withdrawn have now been located and are [...]

I keep saying to myself, “it’s only the crappy pre-season,” but I can’t help getting pretty excited.
Hell, Hawthorn even one!

Hello kids - sorry about the lack of writing of late - things have been a little out of hand. Nothing to worry about, just really busy.
Thought I’d pop in an comment on a couple of things.
Firstly, I was officially dubbed the North Melbourne Poker Champion last week. That’s right, line up and [...]