So it would appear that my mother, apparently for the benefit of my sister, has taken it upon herself to do a bit of a survey of her friends. Her conclusive evidence? That NO woman in her sample survey - which included a large cross section of her friends - enjoyed fellatio. In fact as [...]

Without meaning to sound like I’m on some kind of band wagon, I really love my Mum a lot. It’s amazing how perceptive mothers can be.
I commented the other day to her that I was commitment-phobic. “How can you be a member of this family and afraid of commitment,” she replied.
Too true.

Many of you probably don’t realise that my old man runs his own vineyard and winery.
This year he goes full commercial and I’m oh-so-proud of the old diamond.
So for Christmas I got him this: dinnygoonan.com.au.
It’s not finished yet and I’ve lots of good ideas for it - but Merry Christmas Dad!