Really, how could you go wrong with a gem like this.
Quotes include:
No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest “cover” of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that [...]

Emma Clarke is the voice behind the “mind the gap” announcements on the London Underground.
It would appear she also has a sense of humour.
Check out her Spoof London Underground Announcements
(Via Copyfight)

Because the last post was so boring, here’s an example of what can happen to you if you gain cult status on the internet:

Let that be a warning to you Rudd!

(Via MGR)

But it made me laugh out loud. After all, I have a beard.

www.iloveubuntu.com/
(Via All About Ubuntu)

…who has been known to say to me on more than one occasion “my god, you’re such a first child“, which is such a third child thing to say:
The eldest children in families tend to develop higher I.Q.’s than their siblings, researchers are reporting today, in a large study that could settle more than a [...]