From today’s Age:
Why, in short, a guy who never uttered more than three consecutive lines of dialogue and tended to solve contentious military and law enforcement issues by, um, kicking people in the head?
Moreover:
Chuck Norris can bend irony into balloon-animal shapes.

To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this [...]

I’m not sure quite what this says about Wikipedia but I swear this is directly copied straight from the Chuck Norris entry:
By the close of the 1980s, Cannon Films had faded from prominence, and Norris’ star appeal seemed to go with it. He reprised his Delta Force role for MGM, who had acquired the Cannon [...]

After reading the following I’m seriously considering giving this blog a Chuck Norris theme
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris [...]