Archive for the 'Chuck Norris' Category



eBay

Published on June 27, 2008

Hey! have you guys heard of this thing called ‘eBay’?
It’s an online auction site!
Anyway, it’s a new thing for me. I’ve seen too many people get far too addicted to it for my liking so I’ve always steered clear of it, until now.
I’ve also got a few piercings about the place and quite large holes [...]


More Chuck on Huck

Published on February 12, 2008


Chuck approved

Published on February 6, 2008

… don’t you hate it when people you like for their ironic pop-cultural references turn out to be right wingers.
Still, is anyone surprised?


Feeling lucky?

Published on February 1, 2008

step 1: load up http://www.google.com.au
step 2: type in “find chuck norris” in search box (do not press enter)
step 3: click “I’m feeling lucky”


For old times sake

Published on March 2, 2007

It’s been quite a while between chuck Norris facts - and probably for the best - but I can’t seem to help myself:
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat [...]


Weapons License

Published on June 1, 2006

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.


When you don’t have time for a proper post…

Published on March 20, 2006

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims “6 Feet of Fun” is actually the trademark for his penis.
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he [...]


Can there ever be enough Chuck?

Published on February 8, 2006

(Apologies if I’ve repeated myself or if this is getting tedious - but surely it isn’t.)
Aliens do exist, they’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad [...]


A few more for the archive

Published on January 23, 2006

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling [...]


Chuck Responds - but not with a roundhouse kick

Published on January 11, 2006

In responce to the “random facts” that are being generated in the Internet
I’m aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as “Chuck Norris facts.” I’ve seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of [...]