Archive for July, 2009

Date: July 30th, 2009
Cate: Jerk of the Week

Jerk of the Week: Kyle Sandilands

This one is a no brainer. By now, I’m sure you’ve all heard about the recent ‘gaff’ on 2Day FM where a 14 year old girl, connected to a lie detector machine live on air, admitted to being raped two years prior while being questioned by her mother about her sexual experiences.

It belies belief.

Surely it is apparent to even a casual observer that you don’t hook a 14 year old girl up to a lie detector machine live on air and ask her about her sexual experiences. The only real question here is why it’s Kyle, not Jackie O that is jerk of the week. That is easily summed up with this quote:

“Right … And is that the only experience you have had?”

Jerkness (Jerkiness?) have never been more pronounced.

You can read Defamer’s Comments here and Crikey’s comments here.

I have an overwhelming urge to use the phrase ‘fucktard’.

It had to happen sooner or later. Kyle Sandilands you are: Jerk of the Week.

Date: July 23rd, 2009
Cate: Misc

Don’t know what to say about this

Other than that I love it:

(Via Dangerous Minds, Richard Metzger’s et al latest)

Date: July 21st, 2009
Cate: Jerk of the Week
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Jerk of the Week: Eddie McGuire

Needless to say, there has been no shortage of ‘Jerk’ behavior since we last met. PG has approved a Uranum mine with little-to-no consultation with the traditional owners of the land.

Regular reader MB asked that Apple be Jerk of the week after they blocked the palm pre from itunes – very Jerky.

But the winner is (in case you hadn’t guessed) is the Ed mister.

No doubt many of you have heard about the increasing violence on Melbourne’s streets. I have long since suspected that this is simply a media beat-up. Yes the number of assaults is increasing but on a per-capita basis it is pretty steady. This is the trend with crime in general. It is extraordinarily rare for crime rates to move dramatically and they will usually correct themselves with time.

So I was pretty unimpressed when I read an opinion piece written by Eddie McGuire in the people’s paper a couple of days ago:

Maybe if knuckleheads thought about that before they allegedly whacked into defenceless people, maybe if there were real ramifications like being sent off to work farms, facing real penalties, or maybe if they realised we all hate their guts and have had enough of them they might start realising the game is over.

Otherwise forget it, it will just happen and the violence will continue and escalate.

Maybe it’s time for the young baby boomers and Generation X to fire up.

Those who have children under 12, because it will take a decade to kick in, need to start the fight for our streets for our kids.

We missed Vietnam and, other than a few poor economic cycles, it’s been pretty good for us.

Maybe instead of going to real wars to defend our children’s futures it’s time to go to war in our backyard and reclaim the streets.

In his tirade he advocates vigilantes, blames the ‘yoof’ and wears extraordinarily rose coloured glasses about his generation. It’s lies, fed by lies, advocating very dangerous behaviour and ‘work farms’.

What! Is this, Communist Russia? I’m pretty sure prison sentences and criminal records are serious ramifications for this sort of behaviour not to mention proportional. Yes, those committing the violence are dickheads, but they aren’t a national threat (they could be scholars, teachers and other educated people needing re-eduction though, Eddie ‘Pol Pot’ McGuire).

Thankfully, yesterday provided me with the figures I needed thanks to Guy Rundle in Crikey:

From 1973 to 1993, assaults per 100,000 of the population rose from 20 to 120, a 500% increase… By contrast, the subsequent [recent] rise in assault crimes has been insignificant. According to the Australian Institute of Criminology figures there were around 144,000 assaults in 1997, and around 176,000 in 2007 — most of that 20% rise accounted for by population increase.

Of course… no-one really believes that the assault rate went up by 500% over two decades. Since the figures are based on police reports, it seems quite likely that changing ideas about what demands a police intervention has shaped the figures — i.e. in the 70s, a suburban pub fight would take place in the car park and no-one would think of calling the cops. Now it takes place in the city, outside a nightclub, and there’s no choice but for the police to be involved. Same fight, same sort of participants — aggro young men — different locale.

However, that does not change one significant fact — in the twentieth century there was a rise in social violence, from a low in the 1940s … with a steady rise through the 50s, and then — throughout the western world — a sharper uprise beginning in the mid-60s and levelling off in the mid-90s.

Is that statistical shape starting to ring any bells? Yes, crime rise follows the passage of the baby-boomers almost exactly — from the time they hit the age (15-16) when violent crime begins, to the age (mid-40s), when it finally starts to level off. Far from being a more violent generation, Gen Y, has contributed far less to the increase in social violence than their parents.

Thank you Guy. Eddie, shut up and do some research before adding to the alarmist rhetoric that doesn’t help anyone. Am I the only one that gets tired of hearing about how terrible today’s youth is and how it was so much better ‘in my day’?

…and then, a bit of poetry from this article in today’s Hun.

EXCLUSIVE: COLLINGWOOD Football Club is not fit to hold a liquor licence to run a beachside hotel, according to a police inquiry.

The liquor licensing unit has alleged serious breaches at The Beach, in Albert Park, in an application for an inquiry before the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal.

VCAT wrote to Collingwood late last month informing it of the action.

Ouch, I’ve long argued that Collingwood supporters should have a different set of laws applied to them (Go Hawks!!).

And for that, you Mr McGuire are: Jerk of the Week.

(credit does need to go to the RRR Breakfasters here who pointed out the two Herald Sun articles on the radio this morning).

Date: July 13th, 2009
Cate: Me

Latest Goonanism Website

After huge ordeals with Domain Name Servers etc, the Health and Community Services Union (who also happen to be my employer) website is now live.

Check it out at: http://hacsu.asn.au.

I heavily customised Joomla! (1.5) to get it all up and going.

Date: July 8th, 2009
Cate: Jerk of the Week
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Jerk of the Week: ATO

Sorry about the lack of post – no time of apologies though, not when it’s the Australian Taxation Office that is about to feel my wrath.

You see, I hate Microsoft and pretty much everything they have ever done ever. They have made the world dependent on their poor performing software that was forced into our living rooms through breaches of anti-trust laws. I hate them because building a website means building one for the lowest common denominator because of Internet Explorer, because of the way they have successfully lobbied for an expansion of copyright and intellectual property law, because they are a huge multinational corporation and so on and so forth.

What has this got to do with those bean-counters at the ATO? Well a few years ago, the ATO realised that, you know, technology had happened since rum was the Australian currency *gasp* and they created E-Tax so you could do your tax online, at home, quickly and easily meaning less work for everyone (including the ATO).

However, that was before I discovered just how spectacularly amazing and easy to use Linux is. I made the switch and have never looked back, easily managing all my media – usually better than Microsoft does (every tried playing an OGG file on Media Player? It’s the standard media format for both Wikipedia and HTML5). So I happily potter along without the compatibility issues that everyone assumes I’d be having. Until I come across what you would expect to be a piece of software that was interoperable: E-Tax. But no, it’s built on the .net framework which, you guessed it, only works on Windows.

Now I understand that the majority of people use Windows and that’s why they have done this. But why use a Microsoft proprietary language/framework? Java works on ALL operating systems, why not use that.

So I started a facebook group. It’s about the level of protest that I feel it deserves – it doesn’t mean I’m not pissed off though.

And for that you, ATO are: Jerk of the Week.

# please note that I may be wrong about a few of the technical things in here, don’t hate me but feel free to set the record straight in the comments field.