I hate Facebook. However, I seem to have developed an addiction. It’s not something I’m proud of.

I now have 50 friends, I’d like more as it has become intrinsically linked to my self esteem at the moment, so please, look me up and make me your friend.

I’ve also devised a cunning plan. I’ve been collecting politicians. It started with a pollie I like - Kerrie Nettle. Then I added Kevin Rudd. Then I found Malcolm Turnbull and John Howard. I’ve requested the friendship of Howard and Turnbull but have yet to be aproved yet - unlike Rudd and Nettle who approved me instantly (any doubt regarding my voting preferences evaporated with that move).

Now I will wait and wait for the federal election at which point the Libs will lose power (you heard it here first - they will lose). I will then remove them from my friends list sending them the very clear message that they are LOSERS!

This election just got interesting.