Archive for March, 2007

Date: March 30th, 2007
Cate: Misc

Firepedia

It’s a little too much on the hippy side of things for me, but props to a friend of mine for setting up Firepedia.

He’s very excited about it and hopes it will be of benefit to hippies the world over. Moreover, I suspect it will shit all over Home of Poi.

Date: March 21st, 2007
Cate: Comedy

Dinosaurs

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Date: March 21st, 2007
Cate: Me, This Blog

On hold

Life is a little out of control at the moment.

Between the Melbourne Social Forum, the Australian Centre for Democracy and Justice and adjusting to full time work again, I’ve got about 1.3 seconds spare until April 22 when the MSF finishes. I have something on everyday for the next fortnight and I suspect the rest of my time up to the 22nd will soon be fully booked. Hopefully there will be the occasional social interaction in there

Moreover, a rather serious illness in the family has be particularly concerned.

So I suspect blogging will be even more sparse for the next month or so. Of course there’s nothing quite like a post like this to bring a person out of blogging hibernation.

Date: March 15th, 2007
Cate: Entertainment

Golden Plains

Things discovered at Goldern Plains include:

There were people there, young adults, born in the 1990s. This is concerning. I not really that old am I?
Idea for new government advertisment: “See what you can achieve when you’re not ‘On Ice’”
The Avelanches DJ set wins my heart again (they played Bon Jovi!), as does Dexters (he played Window Licker!) I want to marry the lead singer of the Belrays and both !!! and the Presets are well wicked.

There was a whole ranage of other funny stuff that I thought of on the night to post but can’t remember them now which makes this post mildly lame but never mind.

What do people think of the new Stooges album? It’s hard for me to not get excited about it but is it going to be able to compare to earlier stuff? However it could mean that they tour again.

Date: March 2nd, 2007
Cate: Chuck Norris
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For old times sake

It’s been quite a while between chuck Norris facts – and probably for the best – but I can’t seem to help myself:

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.

Chuck Norris doesn’t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.

Chuck Norris doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now.”

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

Chuck Norris once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression “shitting bricks” wasn’t just a figure of speech.

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.