So it would appear that my mother, apparently for the benefit of my sister, has taken it upon herself to do a bit of a survey of her friends. Her conclusive evidence? That NO woman in her sample survey - which included a large cross section of her friends - enjoyed fellatio. In fact as soon as the wedding bells ring no man will receive fellatio again (take heed my engaged friends, it’s not too late).

Now I know what you’re thinking and no, the survey did not extend to anal sex.

I was also assured that not all the women surveyed were prudes (of course this implies that a few were but who am I to judge).

Mum wasn’t quite sure what to do when I asked her if she thought that men enjoy cunnilingus but she quickly moved the conversation back to how any woman that says that she enjoys giving fellatio is lying like Meg Ryan in sleepless in Seattle.

In other news, I mentioned to my father the other day that I was going to see Peaches (who was particularly awesome). The conversation went something like this:

Dad: What concert are you off to tonight?
Me: Peaches.
Dad: Oh yeah, I think “Fuck the pain away” is my favorite song of hers
Me: …
Dad: You know (singing) “Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away”
Sister: …

This crazy mixed up world we live in.