..but here we go again (see what happens with a little positive reinforcement):

• Why would Pulp Fiction lie to me? Royale with Cheese my arse.
• Speaking of which, did you know that pot is illegal in Amsterdam (and the rest of the Netherlands)?
• Australia is massively over regulated
• German toilets…
• When traveling it is easy to take a random sample of one and assume this is the norm. This can be problematic
• Lonely Planet: probably the worst book ever written but strangely comforting
• Fat Germans are worse than fat Americans, you’re just much more likely to see a fat American as a tourist.
• German women have particularly striking features, sometimes to the point where they look like men. Does that sound gay?
• I’ve often wondered if insects have lungs. Little help…
• You really don’t see too many machine guns in Australia do you.