The first plane out of Sydney’s almost gone
Ladies and gentlemen. This time is drawing near.
I have just resigned after five and a half long years of service at OurCommunity and bought a ticket to ride.
I won’t say I’m not sad about leaving OC, but it is certainly time to move on and my sadness is countered by me peeing my pants with excitement about the big wide world.
I fly out on 14 June and my last day of work is Friday 9 June. It’s still a couple of months away and I’ve a feeling that time will take for ever.
I’m going to change my countdown timer so that it is looking at my departure, fuck Nathan’s Hotdog eating competition.
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no dont change the countdown timer,
a hotdog eating contest is a way of proving one mans greatness over another take that away and your left with a normal man and who wants a normal man? nobody and since this normal man is trying to gain his stature as a extream hotdog eating person then i say let him go… And besides i like hotdogs….
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Too slow my friend. But fear not, I’ll do my best to provide updates on the contest. Is there a grosser excess? I think not. This is why I love it!
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ah but that is where you are wrong i once ate some then my body weight of hotdogs (and by hotdogs i mean pinecones) and those hotdogs where the most tasty hotdogs ever to be tasted in the free world (excluding america and france cos they talk funny) but in total i ate about 300 hotdogs in the small time of 24hours and i didnt gain one ounce of fat cos as far as i know hotdogs (and by hotdogs in mean pinecones) dont have any fat in them. But the next day the toilet thing where you like ummm i dont know the english word for it ummm poo yeah thats it poo it was very ummm scratchy and thats why you should win this years cake making contest.
Wait wat are we talking about again?
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Clearly I need to reassess.
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WAHOOOOO! I am so excited for you. Getting out into the wide world, oh, it’s so beautiful. Way to go for getting that ticket.
And I’m wondering how you do that countdown timer, I want one too, for leaving Switzerland and joining my lovely in London, that is.
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Freaking A!
What’s your first stop? [will be in London around the same time]
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My first stop is actually Rome (via Singapore). I’ll do a larger post on this soon – but let’s talk.
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Yo ham, what’s that on your back? Why i do believe you’re growing wings! FLY MY PRETTY, FLY!!!! mwahahahahaha