GoonanismA Sporadic mix of the personal, political and programming

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims “6 Feet of Fun” is actually the trademark for his penis.

Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.

Switzerland isn’t really neutral. They just haven’t figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.