Commie Cyclist
It really doesn’t take much to be called a Communist these days. Mind boggling really.
Quite boring, and a little infuriating:
It’s time to get bikes off our roads. As a mainstream form of transport, the bicycle has proved itself the equivalent of communism: a lovely idea that failed dismally in practice. Bikes are dangerous to ride and slow traffic, which creates more pollution. For the good of all of us, we need to ban the bike.
WTF? Creating more pollution? Seriously Duffy, get over it. I’ve never slowed down a car in my life, and better still I’m a lot quicker through traffic during peak hour.
Moreover, according to Duffy “Bike riders tend to be unhappy and resentful people.” Now I’m not going to be as bold and pretend I can speak for the majority of cyclists but I assure you that there is a certain satisfaction when riding your bike – something that is often spoken about between cyclists.