Archive for January, 2006



Big Day Out

Published on January 30, 2006

I can die now, I’ve seen the Stooges live. Not only did Iggy rock hard, but the whole band rocked it! I can’t be easy playing on a stage that size in front of an audience that size, but they did it effortlessly (and it’s noteworthy that I thought the White Stripes failed […]


The Aristocrats

Published on January 25, 2006

Tomorrow The Aristocrats opens in selected Cinemas around the country.
The Aristocrats is a joke told by comedians to other comedians, but never publicly, until now.
Basically is the most disgusting joke ever told and every one has their own version of it, now thanks to the wonders of motion picture, you can hear 100 comedians doing […]


Jello Biafra

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Undoubtedly one of the biggest influences in my life has been Dead Kennedys front man, Jello Biafra.
He’s a big influence on the music I listen to and my politics. I just received in the mail his latest incarnation: Jello Biafra with the Melvins: Sieg Howdy (with some lovely artwork by Camille Rose Garcia.
Anyway I […]


Religion

Published on January 24, 2006

I just did this test to determine which religion is right for me (via WSAcaucus)

You scored as atheism. You are… an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.
Instead of simply being “nonreligious,” atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher […]


Australian of the Year

Published on January 23, 2006

In a move I am sure to regret, I’d like to make a serious prediction for Australia of the Year 2006.
In all seriousness I suspect that Ricky Ponting will be Australian of the year.
Why? Steve Waugh, Mark Taylor and Alan Boarder were all Australians of the year at some point, Punter is in peak […]


A few more for the archive

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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling […]


Cutloose

Published on January 19, 2006

A friend of mine from Brisbane is in Melbourne at the moment.
He’s a very talented DJ, and to prove this, you should listen to this.
He’s got the skills to pay the bills.


Tezz

Published on January 18, 2006

Some people.
I thought I was close to the man that is a .com, Mr Johal. However it would appear not.
I’ve been the most loyal reader of the blog he has not updated for 8 months, then, purely by accident I come across this.
It hurts me.


Send my regards to Brooklyn

Published on January 17, 2006

…Is how Saul Williams concluded his telegram to Hip hop last night.
“not until you’ve listen to Rakim on a rocky mountain top have you heard hip hop”
God damn he was good.
i am not the son of sha-klak klak
i am before that
i am before
i am before before before death is eternity after death is eternity
there is […]


Kekovich does it again

Published on January 13, 2006

Got to love it