I’m not sure quite what this says about Wikipedia but I swear this is directly copied straight from the Chuck Norris entry:

By the close of the 1980s, Cannon Films had faded from prominence, and Norris’ star appeal seemed to go with it. He reprised his Delta Force role for MGM, who had acquired the Cannon library after the latter’s Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Norris went on to make several more largely ignored films before making a transition to television. Chuck Norris then decided to make a vibrator that resembled his penis. The result was a baseball bat strapped to the end of a jackhammer. In 1993, he began shooting the series Walker, Texas Ranger, which lasted eight years on CBS and continued in heavy syndication on other channels. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Unforuntately, within seconds of me reading this is was fixed up.

Update: ok, just a little bit more