Archive for December, 2005

Date: December 21st, 2005
Cate: Me

Tagged

I’ve been forced out of my hiatus by A Floating Life who has tagged me. I’ve never been tagged before so I figure I’d best try it on for size.

The rules of this game as they stand:

The first player of this game starts with the topic five weird habits of yourself, and people who get tagged need to write an entry about their five weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next five people to be tagged and link to their web journals. Don’t forget to leave a comment in their blog or journal that says You are tagged (assuming they take comments) and tell them to read yours.

So here we go:

1. I find it very hard to read fiction. I force my self to read one or two novels a year but I just don’t see why I’m reading about someone’s introspective journey while I could be absorbing information (is this weird? not sure).

2. I hate egg. The smell of it makes me gag and if egg actually touches my lips I’ll spew. I can eat a whole pavlova though so I’m not allergic or anything.

3. I’m not so much anal as I am stubborn but the two are easily confused on a case-by-case basis. This can lead to some great inefficiencies but more importantly some rituals (like my breakfast one) that some people find weird and others funny. It’s not that there is anything particularly odd about it, I just do things in a particular way and in a particular order.

4. I love that the woman at my local noodle shop calls me Michael. I’m not sure why she does that but she knows me and that makes me happy.

5. I can spell better with a keyboard than I can with a pen. I’m a bad speller at the best of times but it all has to do with the way my brain works. I can remember patterns (therefore remember how to spell with the patterns on the keyboard) and have poor visual recognition so I can’t actually visualise words in my head very well. This explains a lot about me and probably about this blog too.

Now. Who to tag? It know it will never work but I wonder if I can arouse Terry from his slumber. I’d have to tag the Mad Hatter. Vitriolics Anonymous – needs a good tagging. Ad Lib – I’ve no doubt you’ve some strange habbits. Finally… Kara.

Date: December 21st, 2005
Cate: Me

Another year over

Well today is my second last day at work and I suspect my posting will be very thin until early next year. I’m not taking as much time off this year as I have in the past and I know I’m coming back to the mother of all workloads but I’m trying to forget that for now.

I must say I haven’t felt this relaxed in some time. I have many non-work-related things that I do and I think I’ve finally got them all done for the year. Anything that isn’t done yet can wait until next year. Yep, I’m already writing the list of stuff I have to do next year but so far am unphased by it.

I do love Christmas. I’m far from religious but I love the extended family getting together and eating and drinking too much. I get to see a lot of people that I love very dearly but who I don’t get much of a chance to see. It will be a bit of a tense Christmas as there’s some family nastiness going on but that’s not something I’m going to talk about here. Moreover, I refuse to let it get in the way of my good time.

I also like that it’s a time for reflection. I think it’s important to recognise and utilise these times. So if you’ll allow me, I’ll get a little self indulgent.

This year I’ve finished my Masters, including a 20,000 word thesis and achieved a perfectly respectable H2A for the thesis and a H1 for my Masters. This is something that I’m quite proud of.

I’m probably even more proud that I’ve started a non-profit organisation: The Australian Centre for Democracy and Justice. It was about this time last year that I was throwing the idea around with a few people. In fact I think I had my team together about this time last year. It was a different team to the one I have at the moment but both teams were/are fantastic.

For those of you that don’t know I also blog over at the Australia Centre for Democracy and Justice’s Blog which is where I tent to write my more political stuff.

I organised my first Melbourne Social Forum and in doing so meet some pretty amazing people both at the actual forum and amongst the organising committee. We’ve got a really strong team that I really enjoyed working with and that I felt I learnt a lot from. Next year will be bigger and better and I’m really looking forward to it.

I really feel as though I’ve blossomed as an activist this year. I’ve been building up to it for a couple of years now, but I think I’ve finally earned my activist badge for my scout uniform.

Next year is going to be an exciting year as well and one that I’m really looking forward too. There’ll be lots of new things to look forward to and I can’t wait. This eagerness, juxtaposed to being the most relaxed I’ve been in 11 months is a funny place to be – but it’s quite nice. It’s a place for thinking and rejuvenating.

So thank you everyone that popped in to this blog over the year – it’s great to have you on board, especially those that comment. I get an average of about 150 hits a day which isn’t bad. Moving the blog has been fun and I suspect that next year it will blossom into a fully fledged web page. Thanks to those who link here – especially those who have updated their blog rolls to my new address.

Knowing me I’ll probably blog again between now and the New Year but have a great break and make sure you all get some rest – I know that’s what I’ll be doing.

Date: December 19th, 2005
Cate: Tools
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Lame!!

So I’m attending an anti-racist rally on Friday like a good Aussie with one of my house mates when another one of my housemates call.

He’s just got home to find the back door has been kicked in and the house has been ransacked but nothing seems to be missing.

So I return home rather quickly and sure enough everything seems to be there. First thing I check is my computer – the one thing I could never do without and with some seriously important stuff on there. It’s still there, along with some pretty hot-shit stereo equipment (if I may say so myself).

Then it dawns on me. There was about $800 sitting on my mantle piece. Sure aint there anymore. And what was next to it? My digital camera. Not there anymore.

So in total they too from the house:

  1. $800 from my room
  2. My digital camera
  3. A housemate’s change jar – about $300
  4. $200 from the Australian Centre of Democracy and Justice’s money box (still hadn’t banked from the last forum we ran and had received a few memberships and sold a T-Shirt)
  5. $70 from another housemate
  6. A non-house mate’s mobile phone that they had left there

Fucken lame!!!

Now I’m a humanitarian as many of you will know. I oppose capital punishment. But I am coming ’round to corporal punishment and reckon Iran is onto something with the whole cutting off thieves hands.

In good news though, I’ve put a countdown timer on the right there so you can see how long it is until the next 4th July Hot Dog eating competition.

Date: December 16th, 2005
Cate: Chuck Norris

…more Chuck

To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris waited patiently in Al Capone’s vault for 63 years just so he could give Geraldo Rivera the surprise beating of his lifetime.

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by “knit”, I mean “kick”, and by “sweaters”, I mean “babies”.

Date: December 16th, 2005
Cate: Competitive Eating

A Competitive Eating Christmas

I think that every year, over Christmas lunch, it is important to pay homage to the brave men and women that eat competitively.

I think I’ll have to pick up one of these T Shirts and a CD (which features the Tsunami Kobayashi!)

Date: December 13th, 2005
Cate: Entertainment

Post-Meredith

Two days later, I’m still in the post-Meredith pain chamber.

Word to describe the weekend: loose.

On regret (other than not taking two days off work instead of one): Not running into AusCulture Jess

Favorite Band: probably Steve Malkmus

More to come I suspect – but when I get my brain back.

Date: December 9th, 2005
Cate: Me

What happens when your Alco Mate runs some errands with your Alco sister

You get phone calls along the lines of (remembering I’m at work):

MATE: Hey Ham, do you think you could drive R home, she’s getting a bit lose
me (worried): Lose, what do you mean lose? Is she ok? Where are you?
MATE: Yeah, she’s fine, just a little ‘Lose’. Were down at the Town Hall (hotel)
me: huh? What’s going on?
MATE: “Here, I’ll put R on”
R: Hey Ham, are you coming down the pub or what?
me: “R, I’m at work”
R: “Look, I’m sick of this shit and I’m sick of your fucking work. Come down here now”
me: “How about in an hour or so time?”
R: “Fuck! Look! Come down here now and sink some piss!”
me: “I’ll be there in an hour”

*hangs up*

Two mins later I get a message: “If I have another beer, do you reckon you could drive my car home?”

Like I ever had a choice.

Date: December 9th, 2005
Cate: Me
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Meredith

I’m so excited. I haven’t felt this way since Christmas 1989.

Tomorrow morning at 9 am I go and pick up the 8 seater Tarago. Then I pick up 7 other friends and we drive to what I believe will be my 5th consecutive Meredith for the Meredith Music Festival.

*squeals*

I picked up my boy from the airport last night:

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He was already drunk. Bless his soul.

I must apologise now to AusCulture Jess now – if I see a Justin Timberlake Official ‘Justified’ Satchel I will harass you. I’m sorry now, it will be an act of love.

Date: December 8th, 2005
Cate: Australian of the Year, Sport

Australian of the Year

I fear I might be too late too late to nominate for Australian of the Year, but I’ll tell you who it should be: Mick who the fuck is Lewis.


Bloody legend!

Date: December 7th, 2005
Cate: Blogs

And then this

What’s going on? Webdiary was never my favorite blog, but I always deeply respected what it was trying to do.

Margo’s commitment to independent and alternative media is always something that I’ve applauded – she certainly left me inspired after her speech at Now We the People earlier in the year. It’s just a pity that she tried to make a living off it in the form she did.

Just about every example of this sort of web-based journalism that I can think of has been overly ambitious and had to scale down it’s activities at some stage so I can’t help but feel I Margo could still make something of it. Moreover, can’t she just continue in a scaled down form – more like a blog which she always insisted she was not?

But again, I guess I don’t really understand what’s going on behind the scenes so it’s hard to full appreciate.